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1.01
In which Mr. Tom concludes that Rowling was far more whimsical back in the day, and Regular Tom has a religious experience.
Duration: 16:19
Released: 2011-11-20
1.02
Content warning:
Discussion of Child Abuse
In which a pleasant trip to the zoo suddenly becomes a chilling study in the horrors of child abuse, and The Peter questions the existence of the Dark Lord's genitalia.
Duration: 17:24
Released: 2011-11-27
1.03
In which Regular Tom pitches his Vernon Dursley biopic, and Mr. Tom notes a grammatical error.
Duration: 16:45
Released: 2011-12-4
1.04
In which Hagrid's job is under review, and the National Guard of Wizards is called in to deal with a difficult situation.
Duration: 15:19
Released: 2011-12-11
1.05
In which The Peter investigates goblin culture, and Mr. Tom loves the names of things.
Duration: 17:19
Released: 2011-12-18
1.06
In which the National Health Service deals with a magical problem, an Owl-Owner's Convention is organized, and Ron faces an existential crisis.
Duration: 17:31
Released: 2011-12-25
1.07
In which Rowling crafts an ecosystem of sorting, Regular Tom lives the dream, and Dumbledore quirks it up like a manic pixie dream girl.
Duration: 18:02
Released: 2012-1-1
1.08
In which the journalistic integrity of the Daily Prophet is called into question, the wizard obesity epidemic is addressed, and there is a plot.
Duration: 16:49
Released: 2012-1-8
1.09
In which an ancient Hogwarts conspiracy is investigated and Ron demonstrates concern for animal fitness.
Duration: 15:56
Released: 2012-1-15
1.10
In which McGonagall totally drops the ball (more than once), and it is not recognized that causality is a thing.
Duration: 16:52
Released: 2012-1-22
1.11
In which homoerotic subtext, and sports.
Duration: 16:39
Released: 2012-1-29
1.12
In which Dumbledore plays the Joe Paterno to Quirell's Jerry Sandusky, and Mr. Tom is a little bit confused and not sure what he wants.
Duration: 16:30
Released: 2012-2-5
1.13
In which Nicolas Flamel is Satan, and Malfoy is valued at 0.0833 Nevilles.
Duration: 15:26
Released: 2012-2-12
1.14
In which Brian Jacques becomes repetitive, stoats are hunted for their flesh, and Brian Jacques becomes repetitive.
Duration: 16:42
Released: 2012-2-19
1.15
In which we meet Franz, and a contest is proposed.
Duration: 16:52
Released: 2012-2-26
1.16
In which Harry Potter becomes very briefly serious, and Ron Weasley's chess skills come under scrutiny.
Duration: 16:21
Released: 2012-3-4
1.17
In which Voldemort finds a clever work-around to fulfill the prophecy, Dumbledore shows the Slytherins what's up, and Harry Potter enjoys the best night of his life.
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