The Chapter Titles Were So Good

• In which nobody needed to come to this meeting.

• Duration: 27:58
• Released: 2015-7-19

• In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag.

• Duration: 25:04
• Released: 2015-7-26

• In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley.

• Duration: 17:38
• Released: 2015-8-2

• In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not.

• Duration: 28:53
• Released: 2015-8-9

• In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.

• Duration: 23:23
• Released: 2015-8-16

• In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book's true authorship.

• Duration: 24:58
• Released: 2015-8-23

• In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don't want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them.

• Duration: 20:11
• Released: 2015-8-30

• In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.

• Duration: 22:12
• Released: 2015-9-6

• In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man.

• Duration: 21:21
• Released: 2015-9-13

• In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.

• Duration: 25:07
• Released: 2015-9-20

• In which no one is as important as the ghost minister.

• Duration: 27:21
• Released: 2015-9-27

• In which I can't relate to hats.

• Duration: 20:21
• Released: 2015-10-4

• In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode.

• Duration: 18:52
• Released: 2015-10-11

• In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit.

• Duration: 24:41
• Released: 2015-10-18

• In which they're usually in a big comfy castle.

• Duration: 22:56
• Released: 2015-10-25

• In which, despite gloom, they relished.

• Duration: 21:44
• Released: 2015-11-1

• In which Peter doesn't know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments.

• Duration: 26:43
• Released: 2015-11-8

• In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore's sexuality in the books.

• Duration: 19:31
• Released: 2015-11-15

• In which Ron conceived of Hermione as "The Girl", and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you're happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things.

• Duration: 33:22
• Released: 2015-11-22

• In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality.

• Duration: 26:35
• Released: 2015-11-29

• In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus.

• Duration: 26:35
• Released: 2015-12-6

• In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay.

• Duration: 24:29
• Released: 2015-12-13

• In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood.

• Duration: 21:50
• Released: 2015-12-20

• In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo.

• Duration: 27:19
• Released: 2015-12-27

• In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt.

• Duration: 27:39
• Released: 2016-1-3

• In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed.

• Duration: 20:18
• Released: 2016-1-10

• In which less than ghost, and almost something happens.

• Duration: 27:35
• Released: 2016-1-17

• In which vacant bodies are fine.

• Duration: 20:03
• Released: 2016-1-24

• In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn't worried about Larry.

• Duration: 17:39
• Released: 2016-1-31

• In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn.

• Duration: 31:34
• Released: 2016-2-7

• In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories.

• Duration: 24:33
• Released: 2016-2-14

• In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week.

• Duration: 34:29
• Released: 2016-2-21

• In which we had the wRONg Weasley.

• Duration: 27:58
• Released: 2016-2-28

• In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless.

• Duration: 17:46
• Released: 2016-3-6

• In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore's soul come back from heaven and then leave or something in between.

• Duration: 28:03
• Released: 2016-3-13

• In which Harry and Voldemort don't usually talk this much.

• Duration: 35:15
• Released: 2016-3-20

• In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there's no books.

• Duration: 33:20
• Released: 2016-3-27