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7.01
In which nobody needed to come to this meeting.
Duration: 27:58
Released: 2015-7-19
7.02
In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag.
Duration: 25:04
Released: 2015-7-26
7.03
In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley.
Duration: 17:38
Released: 2015-8-2
7.04
In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not.
Duration: 28:53
Released: 2015-8-9
7.05
In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.
Duration: 23:23
Released: 2015-8-16
7.06
In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book's true authorship.
Duration: 24:58
Released: 2015-8-23
7.07
In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don't want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them.
Duration: 20:11
Released: 2015-8-30
7.08
In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.
Duration: 22:12
Released: 2015-9-6
7.09
In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man.
Duration: 21:21
Released: 2015-9-13
7.10
In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.
Duration: 25:07
Released: 2015-9-20
7.11
In which no one is as important as the ghost minister.
Duration: 27:21
Released: 2015-9-27
7.12
In which I can't relate to hats.
Duration: 20:21
Released: 2015-10-4
7.13
In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode.
Duration: 18:52
Released: 2015-10-11
7.14
In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit.
Duration: 24:41
Released: 2015-10-18
7.15
In which they're usually in a big comfy castle.
Duration: 22:56
Released: 2015-10-25
7.16
In which, despite gloom, they relished.
Duration: 21:44
Released: 2015-11-1
7.17
In which Peter doesn't know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments.
Duration: 26:43
Released: 2015-11-8
7.18
In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore's sexuality in the books.
Duration: 19:31
Released: 2015-11-15
7.19
In which Ron conceived of Hermione as "The Girl", and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you're happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things.
Duration: 33:22
Released: 2015-11-22
7.20
In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality.
Duration: 26:35
Released: 2015-11-29
7.21
In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus.
Duration: 26:35
Released: 2015-12-6
7.22
In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay.
Duration: 24:29
Released: 2015-12-13
7.23
In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood.
Duration: 21:50
Released: 2015-12-20
7.24
In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo.
Duration: 27:19
Released: 2015-12-27
7.25
In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt.
Duration: 27:39
Released: 2016-1-3
7.26
In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed.
Duration: 20:18
Released: 2016-1-10
7.27
In which less than ghost, and almost something happens.
Duration: 27:35
Released: 2016-1-17
7.28
In which vacant bodies are fine.
Duration: 20:03
Released: 2016-1-24
7.29
In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn't worried about Larry.
Duration: 17:39
Released: 2016-1-31
7.30
In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn.
Duration: 31:34
Released: 2016-2-7
7.31
In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories.
Duration: 24:33
Released: 2016-2-14
7.32
In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week.
Duration: 34:29
Released: 2016-2-21
7.33
In which we had the wRONg Weasley.
Duration: 27:58
Released: 2016-2-28
7.34
In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless.
Duration: 17:46
Released: 2016-3-6
7.35
In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore's soul come back from heaven and then leave or something in between.
Duration: 28:03
Released: 2016-3-13
7.36
In which Harry and Voldemort don't usually talk this much.
Duration: 35:15
Released: 2016-3-20
7.37
In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there's no books.