The Chapter Titles Were So Good

a podular broadcast (or "pod cast") about the Harry Potter series

Year 2 -
Harry Potter and the
Chamber of Secrets

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# Title
2.01
  • In which HP displays snark, and Mr. Tom has no real friends.
  • Duration: 17:31
  • Released: 2012-3-18

2.02
  • In which house elves sing, and androids play Quidditch.
  • Duration: 15:40
  • Released: 2012-3-25

2.03
  • In which gnomes may or may not be people.
  • Duration: 16:18
  • Released: 2012-4-1

2.04
  • In which some stuff happens at Flourish and Blotts, which could have happened anywhere.
  • Duration: 18:17
  • Released: 2012-4-8

2.05
  • In which an important botanical investment* is jeopardized, and the Hogwarts Express goes rogue.
  • Duration: 20:17
  • Released: 2012-4-15

2.06
  • In which the milkman population of the United Kingdom is discussed.
  • Duration: 17:15
  • Released: 2012-4-22

2.07
  • In which a field is invaded, and Regular Tom infers a metaphorical smirk.
  • Duration: 20:10
  • Released: 2012-4-29

2.08
  • In which the trustworthiness of DJs is hotly debated, and Sloppy Jo slips up.
  • Duration: 19:29
  • Released: 2012-5-6

2.09
  • In which it's just not diegetic.
  • Duration: 16:15
  • Released: 2012-5-13

2.10
  • In which a bitter squib exacts revenge.
  • Duration: 17:26
  • Released: 2012-5-20

2.11
  • In which Snape and a snake share a smirk and Ron snarls.
  • Duration: 18:10
  • Released: 2012-5-27

2.12
  • In which a phoenix has a dark sense of humor, and Harry fails to feel that proper wizard feeling.
  • Duration: 19:06
  • Released: 2012-6-3

2.13
  • In which Voldemort hears a lossy prophecy and Jo takes cats from Cats.
  • Duration: 15:42
  • Released: 2012-6-10

2.14
  • In which Percy makes a pun, and Regular Tom gets at the heart of Rowling's voice.
  • Duration: 15:46
  • Released: 2012-6-17

2.15
  • In which The Peter doesn't necessarily blame Hagrid.
  • Duration: 16:24
  • Released: 2012-6-24

2.16
  • In which Albus Severus befriends a ghost fetus.
  • Duration: 20:17
  • Released: 2012-7-1

2.17
  • In which Ginny could never love an unhorocruxed man, and the Toms interview a centaur.
  • Duration: 21:57
  • Released: 2012-7-8

2.18
  • In which Wonka provides Ginny with a magical antidepressent, and this whole year might as well not have happened.
  • Duration: 21:56
  • Released: 2012-7-15