The Chapter Titles Were So Good

a podular broadcast (or "pod cast") about the Harry Potter series

Year 4 -
Harry Potter and the
Goblet of Fire

In which the guy you thought was the guy is not the guy.

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# Title
4.01
  • In which Frank Bryce calls out a murderer, and a baby is mean to Peter Pettigrew.
  • Duration: 23:51
  • Released: 2013-2-3

4.02
  • In which Nintendo drives a hard bargain, and Voldemort releases a new album.
  • Duration: 20:00
  • Released: 2013-2-10

4.03
  • In which Vernon reads a newspaper article about body shaming.
  • Duration: 19:59
  • Released: 2013-2-17

4.04
  • In which the goblin of fire is extinguished, and Hagrid breathes heavily.
  • Duration: 14:04
  • Released: 2013-2-24

4.05 guest
  • With special guest Chas Lilly
  • In which this cranberry vodka tastes like toffee.
  • Duration: 19:14
  • Released: 2013-3-3

4.06
  • In which Mr. Weasley desecrates a sacrament.
  • Duration: 18:38
  • Released: 2013-3-10

4.07
  • In which Harry pays twenty galleons for a piece of cheese, and Mr. Tom would be down for something a little more casual and one-time-only.
  • Duration: 23:32
  • Released: 2013-3-17

4.08
  • In which they might be invisible giants, and Krum does the math wrong.
  • Duration: 22:49
  • Released: 2013-3-24

4.09
  • In which Voldemort shops at Hot Topic, and Mr. Tom makes heavy and dark marks.
  • Duration: 22:15
  • Released: 2013-3-31

4.10 guest
  • With special guest Ali Jardz
  • In which magical sex-ed is taught, and magical home-ec is not taught.
  • Duration: 20:09
  • Released: 2013-4-7

4.11
  • In which the Squid has a secret.
  • Duration: 15:21
  • Released: 2013-4-14

4.12
  • In which Jo writes a terrible English paper, and Slytherin takes his prong.
  • Duration: 19:45
  • Released: 2013-4-21

4.13 guest
  • With special guest Margaret Kammer
  • In which Hogwarts finds a way around child labor laws, and wizards are metaphored to death.
  • Duration: 23:14
  • Released: 2013-4-28

4.14
  • In which Barty Crouch, Jr. is doing a good job.
  • Duration: 22:41
  • Released: 2013-5-5

4.15
  • In which nothing is fine and love kills.
  • Duration: 21:14
  • Released: 2013-5-12

4.16
  • In which God is omnipresent, and you gotta ask the house elves if you want to play Scrabble.
  • Duration: 24:31
  • Released: 2013-5-19

4.17 guest
  • With special guest Laura Cato
  • In which Harry didn't bark at all, and Rabbit is totally a Slytherin.
  • Duration: 20:56
  • Released: 2013-5-26

4.18
  • In which we learn what wood Krum wand come from.
  • Duration: 21:02
  • Released: 2013-6-2

4.19
  • In which Harry is mad at pajamas.
  • Duration: 17:42
  • Released: 2013-6-9

4.20
  • In which Harry has been wearing a hat the whole time.
  • Duration: 26:31
  • Released: 2013-6-16

4.21
  • In which dragons are naked and slavery is fine.
  • Duration: 22:46
  • Released: 2013-6-23

4.22
  • In which babies should be held responsible for their choices.
  • Duration: 21:34
  • Released: 2013-6-30

4.23 guest
  • With special guest Kelly Dickinson
  • In which Ron glosses over a dinosaur, and Krum flies over a mountain.
  • Duration: 22:07
  • Released: 2013-7-7

4.24
  • In which sock puppets are hilarious, and Harry makes an egg sandwich.
  • Duration: 16:23
  • Released: 2013-7-14

4.25
  • In which Harry takes a big fat fake Greek bath.
  • Duration: 17:47
  • Released: 2013-7-21

4.26
  • In which Dumbledore doesn't kill Ron, and no Squid is a miracle.
  • Duration: 20:21
  • Released: 2013-7-28

4.27
  • In which the second task was an inside job, and they should have brought one banana.
  • Duration: 19:55
  • Released: 2013-8-4

4.28
  • In which This Is Dead.
  • Duration: 21:15
  • Released: 2013-8-11

4.29
  • In which Jo did not make up a fake name for "Hippogriffs."
  • Duration: 19:36
  • Released: 2013-8-18

4.30
  • In which Fawkes attends an AA meeting, and Dumbledore doesn't care.
  • Duration: 17:40
  • Released: 2013-8-25

4.31
  • In which Mr. Tom has never given attention or love to a snake.
  • Duration: 18:33
  • Released: 2013-9-1

4.32
  • In which Voldemort's ability to reach things is extended.
  • Duration: 14:42
  • Released: 2013-9-8

4.33
  • In which the Dark Lord wastes an hour of everyone's evening.
  • Duration: 18:44
  • Released: 2013-9-15

4.34
  • In which all the ghostly things are whispering.
  • Duration: 21:11
  • Released: 2013-9-22

4.35 guest
  • With special guest Ryan Thompson
  • In which a fetus flees to Cuba, and Months of a Squeaky Winky.
  • Duration: 23:17
  • Released: 2013-9-29

4.36
  • In which Peter brews the saddest potion, and Jo turns.
  • Duration: 22:06
  • Released: 2013-10-6

4.37
  • In which the guy you thought was the guy is not the guy.
  • Duration: 18:30
  • Released: 2013-10-13