The Chapter Titles Were So Good

TCTWSG 4.16 - The Goblet of Fire

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:39:00 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.16 - The Goblet of Fire

In which God is omnipresent, and you gotta ask the house elves if you want to play Scrabble.

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TCTWSG 4.15 - Beauxbatons And Durmstrang

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:00:13 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.15 - Beauxbatons And Durmstrang

In which nothing is fine and love kills.

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TCTWSG 4.14 - The Unforgivable Curses

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:08:28 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.14 - The Unforgivable Curses

In which Barty Crouch, Jr. is doing a good job.

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TCTWSG 4.13 - Mad-Eye Moody

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:03:18 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.13 - Mad-Eye Moody

With Special Guest Margaret Kammer

In which Hogwarts finds a way around child labor laws, and wizards are metaphored to death.

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TCTWSG 4.12 - The Triwizard Tournament

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 15:34:57 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.12 - The Triwizard Tournament

In which Jo writes a terrible English paper, and Slytherin takes his prong.

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TCTWSG 4.11 - Aboard The Hogwarts Express

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:59:26 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.11 - Aboard The Hogwarts Express

In which the Squid has a secret.

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TCTWSG 4.10 - Mayhem at the Ministry

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:32:09 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.10 - Mayhem at the Ministry

With special guest Ali

In which magical sex-ed is taught, and magical home-ec is not taught.

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TCTWSG 4.09 - The Dark Mark

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:35:34 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.09 - The Dark Mark

In which Voldemort shops at Hot Topic, and Mr. Tom makes heavy and dark marks.

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TCTWSG 4.08 - The Quidditch World Cup

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:14:12 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.08 - The Quidditch World Cup

In which they might be invisible giants, and Krum does the math wrong.

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TCTWSG 4.07 - Bagman and Crouch

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:35:00 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.07 - Bagman and Crouch

In which Harry pays twenty galleons for a piece of cheese, and Mr. Tom would be down for something a little more casual and one-time-only.

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TCTWSG 4.06 - The Portkey

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:26:28 -0400

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.06 - The Portkey

In which Mr. Weasley desecrates a sacrament.

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TCTWSG 4.05 - Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 14:16:00 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.05 - Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

With special guest CHAS LILLY

In which this cranberry vodka tastes like toffee.

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TCTWSG 4.04 - Back to the Burrow

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:00:00 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.04 - Back to the Burrow

In which the goblin of fire is extinguished, and Hagrid breathes heavily.

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TCTWSG 4.03 - The Invitation

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 17:22:04 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.03 - The Invitation

In which Vernon reads a newspaper article about body shaming.

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TCTWSG 4.02 - The Scar

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:22:20 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.02 - The Scar

In which Nintendo drives a hard bargain, and Voldemort releases a new album.

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TCTWSG 4.01 - The Riddle House

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 14:32:00 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 4.01 - The Riddle House

In which Frank Bryce calls out a murderer, and a baby is mean to Peter Pettigrew.

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TCTWSG - Best of Year Three

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 19:51:38 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good - Best of Year Three (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

In which he was their friend, and tiiiiiimmmmmeeeee.

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TCTWSG - Best of Year Two

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 14:46:00 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good - Best of Year Two (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

In which it is our choices, etc.

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TCTWSG - Best of Year One

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:51:00 -0500

The Chapter Titles Were So Good - Best of Year One (Harry Potter and the Philosophorcerer’s Stone)

In which yer a wizard, Harry.

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Dearest Listeners,

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:01:56 -0500

Though to us it seems but a short time ago that our podcast began, in truth it has been over a year, and we have already brought to a close our discussions on the first three Harry Potter novels. And while mathematics would appear to dictate that, having finished three of seven, our work is nearly half complete, in truth ours is a world not of math but of magic, where truth cannot so simply be derived, and must instead be sought within. In so doing, we see that we are scarcely more than a quarter of the way there.

Dark days lie ahead for The Boy Who Lived, and as the books grow longer we gaze ahead and see no respite for thirty-seven weeks. Let this, then, be a time of rest and reflection. A time to lay down our burdens, to mop our furrowed brows, to think on how far we have come and how far we have still to go.

Forthcoming are three special presentations—one for each book we have discussed thus far—containing the most meritorious excerpts of our program to date. A “Best of Year One,” a “Best of Year Two,” and a “Best of Year Three.” If you have been with us from the start, let them provide you with a fond reminder of good times gone by. If you have joined us recently, let them apprise you of our progress thus far. From now on, all shall stand on equal footing, with the possible exception of the Peter, who has four feet, which are actually hooves, because he is a centaur.

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As always, we thank you for continuing to follow us on our journey. If you would like to support our podcast, the best way of doing so would be to point a friend in our direction, or by rating our podcast favorably in the iTunes store.

Remember also that you can reach us through twitter, facebook, or by electronic mail (tctwsg at gmail dot com). Be aware also that we are now opening our ask box, and will for a time respond to inquiries and issue clarifications at your request.

Wishing you the best,

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The Chapter Titles Were So Good