The Chapter Titles Were So Good

Dearest Listeners,

Already we have drawn our discussion of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire to a close, in both the figurative sense (of concluding it) and the literal (of actually physically closing the cover of the book and replacing on the shelf beside its fellows). And so before us now lies Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the series’ longest tome by a healthy margin.

Listener, steel yourself now, for dark news follows.

Do you recall the book’s release in 2003? It arrived after a long wait–-three interminable years since Goblet of Fire. You shall not have to wait three long years for our program’s return, but you will have to wait a little while. The fifth season of The Chapter Titles Were So Good will not arrive until the new year.

Just as Harry is left waiting on Privet Drive, desperate for news, while the Order assembles and begins to wage its campaign against Voldemort, so too must we leave you as we set the wheels of season five in motion. We ask in the mean time for your patience and your support.

Remember this well, dear listeners: no podcast can flourish without its listeners, and your kind word of mouth is all that keeps us afloat in these dark times. Consider sharing your favorite episode with a close ally, or letting the world know where you stand by leaving a review on our iTunes listing.

And so now we must leave you for longer than we have ever left you before. Pray do not be too cross with us, for it could not have been any other way. Keep a watchful eye on this website, or on our Twitter page, or indeed one eye on each. Our new season shall begin with the dawn of the new year, although you may well hear from us again earlier than you think. But that would be telling, dearest listeners…

With fond regards,

The Faculty and Staff of
The Chapter Titles Were So Good